♥ Hey, guys! Kevin Smith here. Just wanted to drop you this tweet to let you know that my hot-ass, ex-Playboy pin-up wife totally just took my hosehog up her pooper. My life rules. See ya! ♥ In case you missed it, G4TV's "Attack of the Show" celebrated their 1000th show yesterday. In tribute, Nerf Herder's Parry Gripp wrote
• An Oklahoma woman was in court this month, addressing charges that she traded sexual favors for a case of potato chips, valued at $30. Her "john" negotiated the deal after telling the suspect that he didn't have any money to pay her. Officers located an additional case of chips in the john's car, indicating that the suspect could have
• A Geek Squad employee flashed his "badge" in order to coerce sex from a prostitute this week, according to reports. While in a hotel room together, after producing his Geek Squad ID, Jay Mora, 25, told the lady of the night that she would be released without charge if she serviced him. • This Week in Twitter Freak-Outs:
