Welcome to NerdyPerv.com!  A new home for nerds, geeks, and squares who love sex and want to learn (and laugh) about those feelings we have “down there.”  Before I go any further in this first note, I’d like to apologize to each of our mothers.  Luckily, Anika and Chris both have mothers who spend 1/8 of the time online that my mother does.  So, I guess this apology is really just for my mom.  Sorry Mom, just remember that no matter what I say here, you’re supposed to love me.   Phew, got that out of the way!  Let’s ROLL!

We conceived NerdyPerv after one too many nights of liquid courage and dirty talk that never went anywhere.  Totally the story of my life!  I grew up feeding my insatiable appetite for pop culture and sex and relationship advice by devouring copies of Cosmopolitan, Details, and Rolling Stone. I always said I had a part of my brain dedicated to useless information, which really should have housed important stuff like math and history.  By 14, I could put a condom on in eight different ways (and in four different languages).  Unfortunately, due to my less than stellar social skills, this talent was never actually practiced on any boys (cute or otherwise) for a long, long time.  I was the person all my friends turned to for the questions they didn’t want to ask their parents, even though I was never sure if it worked in reality.  I prided myself on being a goody-goody know-it-all, but I never quite got to the fun stuff.  And it didn’t help that I was kind of afraid of real boys, but still found time to have torrid love affairs with my imaginary boyfriends.  Ultimately, NerdyPerv is my way of giving back to all those geeks like me who had dirty, filthy minds, but never knew quite WHAT to do with them.

You’re probably asking yourself right about now why you should even bother coming back tomorrow.  Chances are you know one of the writers here, so you’re mostly visiting out of friendly obligation.  I’d like to point out that this website isn’t just about sex.  If that was what you were looking for, there are so many other sites out there with more naked girls and higher Google results than NerdyPerv.   Our mission is and will always be to provide people just like us a place where they can read about relationships, pop culture, technology, and most importantly, a place where sexy nerds can embrace their inner perv!!