I have a thing for beards. I think they are ridiculously sexy and mysterious. A boy can hide any imperfections behind it and it’s an instant invitation for a girl like me to touch a man’s face. I do not recommend just walking up to some bearded fellow and touching his face–when not invited, that is considered bad touch and it is a bad idea. However, I do believe that a beard makes a man ten times more attractive than without. Add some glasses and floppy hair, and I’m already imagining you naked.
My beard fetish has gotten me in trouble a few times in my life. Just the other day I met up with some friends for drinks. I was sitting in a booth across from a beard enthusiast and all but demanded that he allow me to pet his face. Thankfully he was a good sport and moved his face closer to my outstretched hand so I could give his a face a friendly rubbing. I have tried this on occasion with guys, it’s usually my way of showing interest in them, just like they try to brush away hair from a girl’s face or place an apprehensive hand on a knee. And sometimes it’s just because I want to imagine what that beard would feel like somewhere other than my hand…
The only downfall with loving beards is the inevitable “beard burn.” I love feeling a beard everywhere on my body, but I hate when I stroll into work the morning after a particularly passionate sexcapade just to discover I can barely sit down because my pants are figuratively on fire. And everyone knows when you wear a dress to work and squirm in your desk chair you had a pretty fun time the night before…or you have the Herp, but that’s for another story. Sometimes it is Bad Decision City to fool around with a guy just because he has a beard and some deliciously long fingers. But even though I know I’ll have trouble sitting for a few days, I still loving feeling a beard on my thighs.
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The beard I grew in high school NEVER got me this much attention…
My beard is itching like crazy. Can I borrow your thighs?
I think it just takes girls a little bit longer to realize beards are very sexy.
Beards are for poets and ass-kickers. You forgot to mention that. I’m still debating on whether it was wise to mention beard burn…
Wow! I wish I had a beard now.
And deliciously long fingers!
I’m a guy and have a MAJOR beard fetish!!!!
I have walked up to random straight(presumably) guys when drunk and stroked their beards, surprisingly most are fine with it
It’s well worth the stubble-burn
HAHA! I’ve done the same thing, but I mostly just get weird looks from the guy I ask. Doesn’t stop me from trying though!
And it’s so worth the beard burn!
I have never been more proud to be a glasses wearing beardo!
I am a nerdy girl who loves beards too! They’re so sexy, especially, as you said, with glasses. If the guy has dreads too- I literally become a puddle.
I keep trying to convince my husband to keep working on his beard to encourage it to grow in more thickly.
I must admit that I have never really been a fan of the bearded men-folk… until recently. Having now found a guy that is always slightly scruffy, I find it sexy as hell.
Gwen, I have officially been converted!
i totally agree! problem is, these guys are ultra-rare where i live (the uk), should be a specialist dating website for all us pognophiles (beard lovers).
No really. I love beards. I just want to find a nice bearded man.
OH MY GOSH this is amazing. i LOOOOVE beards so much. especially with glasses. Im in high school so my friends make fun of my obsession because they just can’t appreciate a real man quite yet. but i just wish guys my age were even able to grow a beard
my life is so depressing.
I have been growing a beard since 2007 and its fairly long .
where do I find wonderful women like you I the uk?
I am a new beard lover at the age of 38. It makes a man a MAN! Just gorgeous!
I love having a beard. Been growin it for about 5 or 6 years. I wish there were more ladies like yourself, instead of the women around here who automatically say “oh, he looks like a bum”.