♥     Hey, guys! Kevin Smith here. Just wanted to drop you this tweet to let you know that my hot-ass, ex-Playboy pin-up wife totally just took my hosehog up her pooper. My life rules. See ya! [FilmDrunk, with optional NSFW pic of wife]

♥     In case you missed it, G4TV’s “Attack of the Show” celebrated their 1000th show yesterday. In tribute, Nerf Herder’s Parry Gripp wrote the song “Girl At The Video Game Store”, featuring Kevin Pereira on drums and superhot Olivia Munn as said Video Game Girl. [G4TV]

♥     If you don’t scream when you type, you probably don’t use the Caps Lock key for much… until now. HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! [Gizmodo]

♥     And finally, in the race to see who will become the new movie version of the Green Lantern, one of the most under-appreciated superheroes ever, it’s come down to “hot guy everybody knows”, “hot guy nobody knows”, and… J-Tim? [io9] TWO GUYS, A GIRL, AND AN UPDATE: Nevermind. It’s Ryan Reynolds. Because when I think superhero, I think Van Wilder. *sigh* [i09 again]