•     An Oklahoma woman was in court this month, addressing charges that she traded sexual favors for a case of potato chips, valued at $30. Her “john” negotiated the deal after telling the suspect that he didn’t have any money to pay her. Officers located an additional case of chips in the john’s car, indicating that the suspect could have negotiated for more. [Consumerist]

•     David Fitzherbert was skiing in Switzerland when the snow gave out underneath him, dropping him 70 feet. He would have fallen another 700 feet, had he not wedged himself between two rocks… and the Blackberry in his breast pocket. [Gizmodo]

•     I know it’s a “totally green, totally recycled” vibrator, but the whole “four minutes of hand-cranking for thirty minutes of vibration” makes some of us think carpal tunnel might kill the mood, knowhatimean? [Fleshbot] (NSFW)

•     Finally, we all know vampires are an allegory for sex, but why do they all got to be dudes? Can a strong, sister vampire get some love? [Jezebel]