One day after an intense color demo, I was finishing my webcomic, Mermaid Hostel, when I was hit with the most ARDENT sexual urges in my life. It was like a fog hit me and I sat drawing, sweating and feeling certain things in me pooling. Male voices from the lab in the basement drifted up to me via little holes in the knotty wood floor. "Calm
“From the moment I saw you walk in with Jen, I wondered what it would be like to fuck you.” What do you even say to that? I mean, yeah, I’m so jaded as to believe all men undress every woman they meet and imagine what it would be like to have their way with them. Hell, I know the first thing I do when I meet a guy is check out his junk. But
The primary difference with dating when it comes to men and their success (or lack thereof) is the fact that they are either a nice guy or a bad boy. Humans have always tended to fit into one of two categories: hunter or gatherer. When you look at it from this perspective, I would say that nice guys are the gatherers. They take the scraps
Saturday Night Live this weekend had the opportunity of a lifetime as beard-tastic host Zach Galifianakis took over hosting duties. He is exceptionally funny, as you undoubtedly already know if you are reading this, and his beard is something I want around 24/7. Unfortunately he blatantly chose to ignore my (and my fellow beardophiles')
Near the end of the 2009 I was doing something I never imagined possible. I was juggling work, social events, and two guys. It never crossed my mind that someone like me, a girl who never had a date in high school and barely saw a man’s neither region in college, would ever have the chance to do. I say chance, because even at the time I was
There was a time that the term NERD had a negative connotation. They were the kids that got picked on in school and were unsuccessful with the opposite sex. Nerds, dorks, geeks, whatever you want to call them- didn't play sports, weren't popular, and rarely had a social life. Ah, how times have changed. Getting good grades is not something to
I’m pretty clueless when it comes to dating. Before my last boyfriend I never went out on dates—ever! I flirted and fooled around with boys, but I never went farther than a first date with anyone, and that’s including my ex! I’m sure my low self-esteem issues didn’t help, because believing no man will ever love you really attracts
I have a thing for beards. I think they are ridiculously sexy and mysterious. A boy can hide any imperfections behind it and it’s an instant invitation for a girl like me to touch a man’s face. I do not recommend just walking up to some bearded fellow and touching his face--when not invited, that is considered bad touch and it is a bad
