I’m a pretty big fan of vampires. I have been ever since I was 14 and read L.J. Smith’s The Vampire Diaries and fell madly in love with Stefan Salvatore. As I grew and reread the series, I switched teams to Damon (I like my men a little rougher and tougher). I love this series so much, so naturally I was over the moon when I found out a TV
Left side out (Michaela Watkins top, Casey Wilson bottom. Right side in (Jenny Slate top, Nasim Pedrad bottom). So last week NBC announced that Saturday Night Live had hired two new female players. I was super exited about this because that meant there would be 6 women on the show! I cannot express enough how awesome this is. Well, this morning
We've all had something happen while in a bedroom moment that has made us burst out laughing or want to die of embarrassment. I am no exception to this. However, since each of us feels like we are alone in our mortification, I set out to prove that assumption wrong by asking a few of the members on SuicideGirls to share their stories with
The thing I love about Quentin Tarantino is his ability to give the audience what they expect, but, in grandly obtuse fashion, turning it into something that the audience didn’t expect. INGLORIOUS BASTERDS is no exception to the Tarantino whim. In fact, I saw it twice -- not because I didn’t get it. I mean, I knew I loved it, but it was
This morning on The Today Show Tom Bergeron announced the newest cast for ABC's Dancing With The Stars. Now, I'm not a fan of this show, but I was totally intrigued by the list. There are people on it that I would actually stop my channel flipping to watch make an ass of themselves. And, I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Kelly
Not since CHOCOLAT have I watched a movie with as much food-porn as JULIE AND JULIA. I recommend now, before you even consider a) reading the rest of this or b) seeing the movie, that you grab a snack. I went to the film on a full stomach, and after watching scene after scene of delectable meals, sauces, and desserts, I was incredibly thankful
Judd Apatow’s newest, and sincerest, comedy FUNNY PEOPLE steps away from his typical gross-out humor. He has matured and now wants to address something other than virginity and accidental pregnancies. Apatow is a family man, and in the most fundamental ways FUNNY PEOPLE reflects his fear of abandoning his family – be it because of fame,
What began as a lament for lack of diversity with regards to male masturbatory devices (a topic that will be explored at a later date), turned into a question of personal morality: would I have sex with a cantaloupe? (Short answer: no.) A simple question, sure, but one that merits a complicated answer upon reflection. This begat a few
Being two genes away from a chimp, humans will always have an animalistic, carnal desire within them. Because of this, during the discovery of nearly every major technological or scientific advance, I'm willing to suppose that some guy standing around in back, was thinking, "I wonder if that could get me laid?" Essentially, this is the
In response to Chris’s zombie post Friday, I’m throwing my own trailer review out there. The trailer for Diablo Cody’s follow-up to "Juno," "Jennifer's Body," was released today. Megan Fox plays her usual sultry yet mute self (ironic, since her characters speak less than she ever does in public. I would even venture to say she is over
