The new Match.com ad featuring a pair of sweater-wearing, musical strangers who start singing to each other in a thrift shop is too dorky-cute for me not to comment on. I'll even go as far as to say I would consider trying out the site just under the pretense that I, too, could meet a cute indie-rocker boy of my "impulsive" dreams. No, I'm
“From the moment I saw you walk in with Jen, I wondered what it would be like to fuck you.” What do you even say to that? I mean, yeah, I’m so jaded as to believe all men undress every woman they meet and imagine what it would be like to have their way with them. Hell, I know the first thing I do when I meet a guy is check out his junk. But
The primary difference with dating when it comes to men and their success (or lack thereof) is the fact that they are either a nice guy or a bad boy. Humans have always tended to fit into one of two categories: hunter or gatherer. When you look at it from this perspective, I would say that nice guys are the gatherers. They take the scraps
Recently, Gwen reached out to our followers, readers, and avid fans to find out what kind of stories they really wanted us to include on the site. The biggest request was that we feature a “Nerd of the Week.” After much discussion between the two of us, we realized that showcasing the people each of us know and find interesting would be a
Parting ways with people in your life can be catastrophic. Sometimes it is with a romantic partner, sometimes an employer, but most often it happens with friends. We've all gone through this and felt the pain of a deteriorating friendship, but what's important is learning to pick ourselves up and continue on. Many times all you need for a
The other day, I found myself reminiscing with friends about childhood days. More specifically, about childhood cartoons that we all enjoyed and wished were still on the air. I began to see, through the conversation, how each show had helped to shape each of us. Every cartoon that we became addicted to as a kid added to our character, our
Announcing to the world that I am polyamorous was a stressful decision. In order to meet like minded people, I started researching to branch out of what I thought was Midwest conservatism. Yes, that is right, this girl actually Googled "poly dating" to figure out how to do it. All my questions led me to realize that finding a person to date was
Starting this Friday, March 12th, members of the NP team will descend on the Austin City Limits for the annual film, music, and interactive orgy festival South By Southwest. This is our first year to go as press, and we cannot wait to share all the geeky goodness, debauchery, and stories with you during our stay. Come back throughout the week
I love March. It’s a month I spend 11 other months looking forward to, and the reason has nothing to do with my birthday—since my birthday is in September. It’s a month that kicks off everything I love: spring, new OPI nail polish, and conference season! There are few things I love more than traveling across the region and joining fellow
Saturday Night Live this weekend had the opportunity of a lifetime as beard-tastic host Zach Galifianakis took over hosting duties. He is exceptionally funny, as you undoubtedly already know if you are reading this, and his beard is something I want around 24/7. Unfortunately he blatantly chose to ignore my (and my fellow beardophiles')
